Posted by Aspirational Playwright on 2/7/2007, 8:23 am, in reply to "THATS ALL FOLKS!"

Remember Kellie? The "genious" honours student (as she loved to boast about) who occasionally frequents this board to do very little except spread nastiness? At the risk of sinking to her depths, I am compelled to reveal her true colours. This is what goes on in her life. It's really very sad: ________________________________ Joe: We hate Romanian gymnasts. If you are not vicious and vocal in your hatred of them, you will be banned. Kellie: Oh Joe, I hate them too. Whatever you say, Master. Your wish is my command. It is IMPOSSIBLE for me - an honours student - to think for myself. I'd much rather repeat anything you think and say. Joe: We hate Suzanna Harmes. If you are not vicious and vocal in your hatred of her, you will be banned. Kellie: Oh Joe, I hate her too. Whatever you say, Master. Your wish is my command. It is IMPOSSIBLE for me - an honours student - to think for myself. I'd much rather repeat anything you think and say. Joe: We hate Vanessa Ferrari. If you are not vicious and vocal in your hatred of her, you will be banned. Kellie: Oh Joe, I hate her too. Whatever you say, Master. Your wish is my command. It is IMPOSSIBLE for me - an honours student - to think for myself. I'd much rather repeat anything you think and say. Joe: We adore all Chinese gymnasts. If you are not obsessively passionate and vocal in your worship of them, you will be banned. Kellie: Oh Joe, I love them too. Whatever you say, Master. Your wish is my command. It is IMPOSSIBLE for me - an honours student - to think for myself. I'd much rather repeat anything you think and say. Joe: We are cruel to (and totally dishonest about) QLDiver. If you are not cruel to her, you will be banned. Kellie: Oh Joe, I will be the most cruel - you have my word. Whatever you say, Master. Your wish is my command. It is IMPOSSIBLE for me - an honours student - to think for myself. I'd much rather repeat everything you think and say. Joe: Oh, we have decided that we don't mind Vanessa Ferrari today. We are fickle. If you are not fickle about Vanessa Ferrari, you will be banned. Kellie: Oh Joe, I will be fickle about Ferrari - you have my word. Whatever you say, Master. Your wish is my command. It is IMPOSSIBLE for me - an honours student - to think for myself. I'd much rather repeat everything you think and say. Joe: You must agree with me on everything: politics, humour, religion, world events, gymnastics - EVERYTHING! I am fickle and I change my mind regularly. If you do not keep up, and if you don't overtly agree with me on EVERYTHING, you will be banned. Kellie: Oh Joe, I promise to agree with you on everything. I will NEVER have an opinion of my own. I will never be creative with my humour. I will never argue with you. Whatever you say, Master. Your wish is my command. It is IMPOSSIBLE for me - an honours student - to think for myself. I'd much rather repeat everything you think and say. __________________________ Isn't it a sad indictment on Australian education that Kellie has actually obtained a higher degree? One of the key goals of higher eduction is the ability to think for oneself and learn to analyse and present an argument that may be different from others. Poor Kellie has failed miserably. For this reason, she has my pity.