Posted by Kellie on 2/7/2007, 12:26 pm, in reply to "A post modern play regarding Kellie"
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Firstly, sorry to disappoint, but I had nothing to do with the original post and have no idea who did. Sorry. As for you play, I got a bit of a smile out of it. Nice work. I am very flattered that you moniter my every post on GGMB. You should know that while me and Joe have similar taste in gymnasts (because we both appreciate artistry, style, sass and class), we do not agree on everything and I do have the ability to think for myself. If you have actually READ GGMB, you would realise that differing opinions are constantly posted. GGMB refuses to stand for homophobia and racism (rightly so) but I have said before that I admire some aspects of Vanessa's Gymnastics and my most recent post was expressing my like of a Romanian gymnast in Steliana Nistor. If you think it is a sad indictment that I have been accepted into an honors program, that perhaps you give me no credit for being hard working. I guess that makes you the sad one. --Previous Message-- : Remember Kellie? The "genious" : honours student (as she loved to boast : about) who occasionally frequents this board : to do very little except spread nastiness? : : At the risk of sinking to her depths, I am : compelled to reveal her true colours. This : is what goes on in her life. It's really : very sad: : ________________________________ : : Joe: We hate Romanian gymnasts. If you are : not vicious and vocal in your hatred of : them, you will be banned. : : Kellie: Oh Joe, I hate them too. Whatever : you say, Master. Your wish is my command. It : is IMPOSSIBLE for me - an honours student - : to think for myself. I'd much rather repeat : anything you think and say. : : Joe: We hate Suzanna Harmes. If you are not : vicious and vocal in your hatred of her, you : will be banned. : : Kellie: Oh Joe, I hate her too. Whatever you : say, Master. Your wish is my command. It is : IMPOSSIBLE for me - an honours student - to : think for myself. I'd much rather repeat : anything you think and say. : : Joe: We hate Vanessa Ferrari. If you are not : vicious and vocal in your hatred of her, you : will be banned. : : Kellie: Oh Joe, I hate her too. Whatever you : say, Master. Your wish is my command. It is : IMPOSSIBLE for me - an honours student - to : think for myself. I'd much rather repeat : anything you think and say. : : Joe: We adore all Chinese gymnasts. If you : are not obsessively passionate and vocal in : your worship of them, you will be banned. : : Kellie: Oh Joe, I love them too. Whatever : you say, Master. Your wish is my command. It : is IMPOSSIBLE for me - an honours student - : to think for myself. I'd much rather repeat : anything you think and say. : : Joe: We are cruel to (and totally dishonest : about) QLDiver. If you are not cruel to her, : you will be banned. : : Kellie: Oh Joe, I will be the most cruel - : you have my word. Whatever you say, Master. : Your wish is my command. It is IMPOSSIBLE : for me - an honours student - to think for : myself. I'd much rather repeat everything : you think and say. : : Joe: Oh, we have decided that we don't mind : Vanessa Ferrari today. We are fickle. If you : are not fickle about Vanessa Ferrari, you : will be banned. : : Kellie: Oh Joe, I will be fickle about : Ferrari - you have my word. Whatever you : say, Master. Your wish is my command. It is : IMPOSSIBLE for me - an honours student - to : think for myself. I'd much rather repeat : everything you think and say. : : Joe: You must agree with me on everything: : politics, humour, religion, world events, : gymnastics - EVERYTHING! I am fickle and I : change my mind regularly. If you do not keep : up, and if you don't overtly agree with me : on EVERYTHING, you will be banned. : : Kellie: Oh Joe, I promise to agree with you : on everything. I will NEVER have an opinion : of my own. I will never be creative with my : humour. I will never argue with you. : Whatever you say, Master. Your wish is my : command. It is IMPOSSIBLE for me - an : honours student - to think for myself. I'd : much rather repeat everything you think and : say. : __________________________ : : Isn't it a sad indictment on Australian : education that Kellie has actually obtained : a higher degree? One of the key goals of : higher eduction is the ability to think for : oneself and learn to analyse and present an : argument that may be different from others. : Poor Kellie has failed miserably. For this : reason, she has my pity. :