Posted by Murphy on 7/1/2009, 8:26 am
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back
and inform the other of the afterlife.
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. < br>
True to his word, he made the first contact.
"Marian, Marian"
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have
breakfast, and then it's off to the golf course . . .
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun, and then have
sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be
proud - lots of greens), another romp around the golf
course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course
again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I
catch some much needed sleep, and then the next day,
it starts all over again."
"Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!"
"Not exactly . . . I'm a rabbit on a golf course
in Tucson."
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