Posted by LB on 8/5/2009, 10:22 pm
I have made a big management decision to tell all you losers who still work for me. In order for me to continue to make huge profits, I have decided to remove toilet paper from our company. After watching my dog all weekend do this easy step after she goes to the bathroom I have decided everyone can do the same thing. So when you take a dump, just drag your ass on the floors of your station and each night the cheapest cleaning crew I can find in the city will handle the rest. This will save us at least $50 a month. Remember it's all about me.
LB
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