GLENN BECK: "God bless you, God bless me, God bless America."
"Buy my book. Come to my 8/28 rally."
"Buy gold. Buy identity protection."
LAURA INGRAHAM: "Screech!!! Screech!!! SCREECH!!!"
SPORTS RADIO: Announcer 1: "In 1963, the Yankees drafted player A, then traded him for player B. Then, in 1965, they traded player B for player C."
Announcer 2: "No, that was in 1966, and it was player C for player D. But the dumbest trade EVER was when the Dodgers traded player D for..." Announcer 1: "No, no, that was player C. They traded player C for..."
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