Posted by Mark S. Dutton, I.A. on September 1, 2008, 5:29:29
Victoria BC - Int Arbiter

Labour Day Joke Did you hear the joke about Labour Day? It works for me! Labour Day Jokes Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labour Day?’ One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe. Labour Day Jokes Monday is Labour Day, and I understand that Paris Hilton is dumping some of her boyfriends this weekend. Paris knows the rule – you can’t sleep with whites after Labor Day. Daughter (8): Is Aunt Cynthia having her baby today? Mother: Why did you think she is about to give birth? Daughter (8): Because you said today was Labour Day! Labour Day Quotes If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station? Labour Day differs in every essential from other holidays of the year in any country. All other holidays are in a more or less degree connected with conflict and battles of man’s prowess over man, of strife and discord for greed and power, of glories achieved by one nation over another. Labour Day is devoted to no man, living or dead, to no sect, race or nation. - Samual Gempers Labour Day Quotes If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. - Doug Larson Labour Day Quotes What do you usually do on Labour Day? As little as possible, just like every day! Unreasonable Labour? ‘I’m never going to work for that man again.’ ‘Why, what did he say?’ ‘You’re fired.’

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