Re: YOU WANT PEARLS OF WISDOM?!
Posted by ben daswani on August 22, 2008, 14:44:59, in reply to "Re: YOU WANT PEARLS OF WISDOM?!"
Okay, where to begin. Firstly, I can't believe I paused a most enjoyable Santana tune to observe that Britney Spears abomination. I think we can all agree that Ras Kass put it best: "Yall strictly queers, careers disappear / Like the VMAs and chubby-ass Britney Spears". Very true, Ras Kass. Ras Kass is a wise man. Before listening to his 1996 classic Nature of the Threat, I had no idea how inherently evil all non-Blacks are. |
Okay, where to venture... to...? That's a preposition. Something's not right here! To where to venture? #### it. Anyway, I don't understand the point of male singers. I mean, I listen to a lot of female singers: Nina Simone, Grace Slick, Sarah Slean, Ella Fitzgerald, Hilary Duff, etc. (Quick quiz: which of those listed is about one millionth as talented but infinity trillion times hotter than the others?!) But male singers? Why? It's like, "Grow some testicles and rap, you pussy." I think we can all agree that Jus Allah put it best: "Turn your ringers off / Keep your bullshit in singer lofts". Spot on, Jus Allah. Jus Allah is a genius. Before listening to his 2003 banger Divide and Conquer, I had no idea that the mentally inferior White cavemen were trying to brainwash and control me.
Seriously, though, male singers are excessively suspect.
ben (totally lowercase) daswani
Canadian Open 2019
P.S. The Ras Kass song is not for everyone. The Jus Allah track, however, is redundantly sick. Those who claim otherwise will hereby hereafter be referred to as wack fools.
P.P.S. I used "hereby hereafter" in a sentence and it made sense. I deserve numerous accolades for that.