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Posted by madonna on 17/6/2008, 2:06 pm, in reply to "Re: life in london"
re: domestic pests
i am still not right. there i was having my cigarette this morning (i only smoke two or three a day now but i would NOT recommend cold turkey for the likes of us superstars), in my little courtyard lol when i heard a kind of clatter and thud coming from above. i looked up but could see nothing out of the ordinary, but just as i was turning to go back in and commence my working day i saw the face of a RAT looking up at me. (immediately i went into denial trying to convince myself it was a cuddly little hamster). amazingly enough i didn't panic or scream or get the knot of fear in the belly as one would expect. i just calmly closed the door and rang guy (whilst observing the vermin's antics from the window) and he said he would come home immdiately. i said nah don't bother, he'll go away again, but he insisted. so on he came half an hour later and no sign of KING RAT himself. i must have the whole city rung at this stage. i've no credit left over the little f*cker. of course one smart alec had to tell me "at least he didn't land on your head". i've the whole place bleached to within an inch of its life but am convincing myself i missed a bit and that will be the very bit that will do away with someone. see what i mean? in the face of crisis not a bother. but AFTERWARDS ha! wired wrong. everythings backyards/inside out. the stuff that was supposed to bring me up brought me down and vice versa. like he's gone now. BUT HE MIGHT COME BACK AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH M I G H T, MIGHT FU*KING MIGHT AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! I HATE THAT WORD. IT SHOULD BE BANNED. LIKE SHOULD SHOULD BE BANNED. I MEAN WHO KNOWS WHATS GONNA HAPPEN. MIGHT, MIGHT, I'LL GIVE YOU MIGHT ALRGHT. 
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