Posted by The DOK on 9/18/2009, 12:22 pm
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That "dave" is actually a post-op tranny. He/she frequents dive bars in heavily populated slums of his/her hometown to meet many different men. On here, he/she envokes its birth name of "dave," but to the lonely men in his/her area of town, he/she is simply known as "Skyy." Their loneliness (and overwhelming inebriation) leads them to overlook such key clues as the size of Skyy's hands, or his/her Adam's apple. He/she has been meaning to get reconstruction surgery, but his/her job as safety attendant at the local batting cages has left him/her unable to afford it yet. His/her aspiration (once the estrogen injections take effect) is to become the trophy wife of a minor league baseball player and be able to afford a nice double wide trailer in rural McCreary County. The sex may raise some suspicion, but due to KY's invention of warming lube, dave/Skyy feels confident that no questions will be asked. At least until her husband wants to start a family, at which point he/she has already hatched a plan to claim he/she is "infertile" and shop through local orphanages and adopt a young Taiwanese boy named Sim Pow and take up a waitressing job at the local diner for the next 30 years to support the new addition to the family until he/she retires to a quiet life of welfare and food stamps while yelling at the local kids to stop trespassing on his/her property.
Lucky for you guys I exposed this fraud before it got out of hand and Ricky thought he had found his one true love, because "[they] have so much in common."
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