Posted by Mark S. on 12/18/2004, 5:28 pm, in reply to "Re: Pt. 3" I don't think I like this. : -There actually would be a definitive Heaven There's a reason why Marvel has a Hell and not a Heaven. They don't want to catch a lot of flak from churches and other organizations and even some people who may feel that Marvel is blaspheming. It certainly wouldn't be good for the companies image. : -Some utterly ridiculous, pathetic Ridiculous and pathetic to you but there are fans of these characters out there, especially Power Pack and Triathalon. : -There would be no more gays. Characters Ahhh, now I understand the cut of your gib. So, you're saying that homosexuality would not exist in your Universe. Hmm, interesting. : -Marvel would take back a number of Many of these are licensed characters and Marvel let them go because they weren't making any money for them. Marvel has a Dracula and a Werewolf and a Mummy and these characters are fine as is.
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: -Captain Britain would be renamed "King
: Britain", because it sounds more
: fitting and like less of a Captain
: America-ripoff. He would also have a cool
: beard, wear a crown (the same one worn by
: Arthur), and would have a leopard-hide cape
: (which would be as durable as the rest of
: his costume, for magical reasons).
: (with a capital "H") which would
: be shown from time to time, and would have
: super-powered angels and stuff in it (EG,
: there would be Saint Michael, who would have
: Silver Surfer-level holy power, could
: physically duke it out with the Hulk, etc.).
: characters would have simply been done away
: with due to their sheer stupidity. These
: would include the likes of Man-Slayer,
: Triathalon, Mr. Fish and the Power Pack.
: that were gay would be straight, including
: the Beast and Northstar.
: characters it lost, such as Conan the
: Barbarian (Dark Horse's current run is
: horrible), Godzilla, various monsters
: (Dracula, the Werewolf, the Frankenstein
: Monster, etc.), and the Transformers.
: However, Godzilla would not be like the one
: Marvel used to have in the 70's because that
: one sucked, and the Transformers would have
: to be done over again completely different
: from the beginning, and would have
: absolutely nothing to do or in common with
: that godawful Bob Budansky's original 1980's
: run (I have no idea why Marvel allowed him
: to continue writing that book...I mean, all
: of Optimus Prime's brain being saved to a 4
: megabyte floppy disk? That's got to be the
: dumbest thing I've ever heard of in comics).
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