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Posted by MillRatUSMC aka Ricardo on 12/17/2006, 12:03:06 The Story of St. Redneckerless 'Twas the night before Christmas My Ford truck was parked Then out in the vacant lot I heaved out of my recliner From the top of the shack to them there garbage bins When what to muh whiskey blind eyes should I see He reached in his sack, He gave us a tape of them hound dogs that sing Jingle Bells. When the presents were gone and he had no more, He jumped in his pickup, And I heard him cry out, with a strong southern drawl, Semper Fidelis
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And all through the trailer,
chill'ins wuz snuzzled in the'r beds
The socks, they were hung by the chimney with care,
And therefore there was a foul stench in the air.
Mama in her curlers
and me in my Earnhardt cap,
had just settled into our La-Z-Boys
for Wheel of Fortune and a nap.
on Its blocks in the yard,
In hopes that St. Nicholas
Would bring me some tars.
I heart such a commotion,
I thought it was neighbor Clyde,
finally got his T'bird in motion.
and to the window I flew,
Busted out the screen
and hollered to Ole Blue.
Now Dash Away! Dash Away! Dash Away youins!
But a Chevy S-10, pulled by eight flyin' possum.
With a fat nasty driver, so disgustin' and sick
I said "Shoot Fire!" That must be St. Nick!
Then filled the kid's stockings,
His toys came from Big Lots and they weren't very nice
But he had lots of them and yuh can't beat the price.
Some Crisco, some Spam, some Oatmeal Cream pies,
And a Nascar T-shirt in Double X size.
He stumbled right through muh screen door.
laid down on the horn,
And I'm not lyin',
they took off with their possum tails flyin'.
Merry Christmas you Rednecks,
See you all next year!
Ricardo
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" Duty is the most sublime word in the English language.
"Excellence doesn't just happen.
"To control the past,
"They were the best you had, America,
and you turned your back on them". ~ Joe Galloway ~ Speaking about Vietnam Veterans HONOUR THY SERGEANT AND THY CORPORAL:
You can take the man or woman out of the Corps,
You can never do more,
you should never wish to do less."
~ Robert E. Lee writing to his son ~
It must be forged, tested and used.
It must be passed down.
And woven into the very fabric of our souls.
Until it becomes our nature."
~ General Charles C. Krulak ~
31st Commandment of the Marine Corps
Is to give meaning to the present,
And direction to the future."
THAT THY DAYS MANY BE LONG UPON THE CORPS
But you can't take the Corps out of the man or woman!
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