Posted by Critter Committee on 10/9/2009, 7:12 pm
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Taking One for the Team
Herbert recently lost his job as the household doorstop, so when The Dog offered him the opportunity, he couldn’t turn it down. You see, The Cat had recently upped his efforts to sabotage The Dog; and he suspected his Kibble was being poisoned in an attempt to be dethroned as man’s best friend. Frankly, Herbert felt bad for him, because let’s face it, The Dog was not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 
Listen, Dog, I agreed to test your food, but do you have to hover over me like some kind drooly sweater? 
I’m putting my neck on the line for you, the least you could’ve done was supply a step ladder. 
I’m going to be honest with you: this junk you call food is so disgusting that I wouldn’t know if it was poisoned or not. Here’s an idea, maybe stop being so eager to please everyone and demand a real meal. 
Take one step closer to me, Dog, and I’ll go straight to The Cat and tell him that you want to replace his kitty litter with Pop Rocks Candy.
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