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Posted by Adam on 14/4/2005, 20:48:29, in reply to "Re: Seagal runs like a poof!!!" "i don't agree" Fair enough, but you are ignorant and wrong. Note the full stop. Fool. "but i bit he could take on you" So what? I am smarter and considerably less gay than he is and own a firearm (not actually part of my arm). Also my running style is manly and symetrical. Thirdly I have real hair. "you looking for gay style's to comment on gay or not don't be jealous." Ok, where to begin. Well, most people begin with a capital letter. What are you trying to do here? Call me gay? Call me jealous? I can assure you i am none of these, who would be jealous of a fat, balding, potato headed, limp wristed, fake tanned, past it whispering buffoon! I wonder if all Segal's fans as backward, and perhaps inbred, as yourself. Eagerly anticipating your response dear "Red Sox". Yours sincerely, P.S. I would be interested to know which books you are reading (or perhaps even writing) this week, I feel I may have found a true literary contemporary. In the not too distant future I would love to lock horns with you over such issues as the Oxford comma and the merits of Plato. P.P.S I suggest you visit the following url for your linguistic(not pasta) enlightenment:
82.69.82.173
Ok, first, I would like to bow to your superior intellect and education. Your retort was so achingly eloquent and learned that I actually fell off my seat.
For the benefit of our less learned and more proletarian colleages, I took the liberty of abridging your glorious prose into the following statements which I can only suppose you meant. In the words of some rapper, lets break it down. First your prose, directly quoted, then my "translation" and finally a brief piece of analysis:
I do not agree.
However, I would bet that he could beat you in a fight.
No translation. You are an illiterate idiot.
Adam
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