He was a janitor where I used to work - hard-working, friendly fella, with deep country West Virginia mountain roots.
He was telling me one day about a "black sheep" in his family that was taken up for a sexual assault.
"Carl, how's that cousin of yours doing with his trial you were telling me about?"
"Uh huh, I spect dey send 'im up fo' a l-long stretch, so dey w-will."
"Oh yeah? Must have been serious, then."
"Yes 'twas" and he lowered his voice a bit. "You know, d-dey got him on charges of w-wape and simonize ...."