Bloody good job I came along and rescued her from the dark side.
I don't think she knows how lucky she is not to be sitting on a scooter wearing a parka with a target on the back listening to Who music. Been married to her 43 years. Must admit I didn't know what happiness was until I got married...then it was too bloody late! Only joking darling. I always call her darling, haven't the heart to tell I've forgotten her name after all these years! Brave man eh, you can tell I'm a wel'ard rocker....just hope she doesn't see this!