Only fake Santas wear red suits
Posted by Stuart on December 2, 2017, 7:27 am, in reply to "Proof - Santa rides a Guzzi ..."
I've met the real
Santa at (nearly) the North Pole and he wears green
suits. Apparently, the 'red suit' thing comes from a marketing deal with a well-known American soft drinks company years ago - Santa didn't have electricity at the time, his eyesight wasn't great, his lawyer was carp and they missed the suit colour change in the contract.
Btw, he said he hadn't had any royalty payments from the aforementioned soft drinks company for many years. He said if any American can get the royalty payments restarted, he promises to recall Donald to the toy factory and cancel his 'phone contract.
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