An old, blind cowboy walked into an all-girl biker bar one day by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After he is served, he asks the bartender in a loud voice,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls dead silent.
In a very deep and husky voice, the woman sitting to the left of him calmly says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind,
that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
3. Me, I'm a 6-foot tall, 275-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady on the other side of you is blonde and she’s a professional wrestler.
'Now….think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'Well, Hell no, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'