Rose and Crown
Never met one I didn't like. We were walking the Cornwall coast and walked to the "Lamorna Wink". As we were ordering, a sort of loud Cornishman came in and looked around and said "Are there any locals in here?" sort of joking but maybe sort of not.
I piped up and said "I'M a local. Haven't seen you in here before!" Of course, my American outfit and Virginia accent gave that the lie immediately, but he wasn't quite sure what to say, so just laughed and found his table with his friends .... !