1/ Pushing a bike which I had stupidly let run out of fuel back up the hard shoulder about 1/2 a mile to a petrol station just by the exit.
2/ Riding a bike with 'L' plates on the motorway. (A courtesy bike whilst mine was in for a service)
3/ Doing just under the ton on my Morini 3 1/2.
On each occasion, I was just given a ticking off. On the last incident, it was a right bollocking for about five mins after which he calmed down and told me the main reason he'd stopped me was to look at the bike because he'd never seen one before.
I recognised him, but I don't think he recognised me as it was a different bike each time!