We went to our favourite Greek & as the meal ended we all, except Chas, got an urgent message on our pagers, leaving him to pay.
On another occasion, again in Leeds, he had mentioned he needed a new athletic support for a footbal match that weekend. We all went to the sports shop with him & kept near when he asked the young girl serving.
"Do you want a small one or the large size with extra internal padding?" she asked, with a deadpan expression.