"Para Espanol, oprima 'dos'"
I just hang up. If someone starts talking in some other language, I tell them
"Estos es los Estados Unidos, y aqui hablemos INGLES!!"
If I go to another country and start trying to make everyone speak English, I'm just a stupid, provincial Ugly American or Billy Brit Abroad. But when a bunch of people come HERE and want everything printed in THEIR language, we "have to" do it or we're bigoted xenophobes.
Bugger that. I'm drawing a line right there .....