A few years ago I suffered a sudden close family bereavement and as a result my Line Manager in work decided to pull my firearms card until I had seen a shrink.
A few weeks later I was sitting in front of one who asked me a number of questions about my brother (who had taken his own life), my job and my thoughts. He eventually asked me " Have you ever considered harming yourself"
"Oh no" says I, and looking straight into his dictaphone continued "the list is long before I get to my own name" I then laughed and said (again into his machine) "that's a joke by the way"
I was back on firearms within the week, with my very own certificate declaring me sane....well that's what I called it, all it said was fit for a full range of duties
I boasted about being the only one on my unit who had a letter saying I was sane until someone pointed out that I was the only one who required it