Dad winced while the pastor lowered his eyes. After the pastor had left, Dad said "Now Johnny, you mustn't use that kind of language around company. Next time, say 'surprised' instead of '****ed'." Johnny said "OK, Dad".
Next week, the pastor was visiting again. And here comes Johnny running in all excited. "Dad, Dad .... !"
Dad wisely interrupted. "Johnny, I suppose the bull just 'surprised' the red cow this time?" Johnny says "Sure as hell did Dad! He ****ed the white cow again!" .....
I'll be back next week.