Edited by Hampshirebiker on October 28, 2018, 11:38 pm
Little red riding hood was walking home through the woods one night when she hears a rustling in the bushes. "who's there?" she said nervously. It was the wolf and he ran off. This happened twice more and by now she was very frightened. The fourth time she asked, he said "it's the wolf and I'm trying to have a crap; now will you bugger off".