The man says, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry. I have two buddies
sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf,
so forget about the anesthetic... I don't have time for the gums to
get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!
We have a 10:00 am tee time and it's 9:30 already!! I don't have
time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”
The dentist thought to himself, "Well, how 'bout that!!?
At last.., a golfer with real guts!!"
The dentist then asks, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show