Joke of the day...
Posted by Andy C on February 12, 2018, 7:34 pm
I was sitting there at the pub bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. |
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my boss fired me.
When I went to the car park, I found my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the taxi that I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me.
So I came to this pub to work up the courage to put an end to it all".
"I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here watching the poison dissolve................ and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!"
"But, enough about me, how are you feeling?"
Who needs a signature anyway......