Posted by pooh on 12/29/2001, 8:28 pm Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the Turn on the electric mixer. Beat 1 C of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 Break two legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off
CHRISTMAS FRUITCAKE RECIPE
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You'll need the following:
1 C water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 C sugar
1 C brown sugar
4 large eggs
lemon juice
2 C dried fruit
nuts
1 tsp. salt
1 FULL bottle of your favorite whiskey
whiskey again to be sure that it is of the highest quality. Pour one level
cup and drink. Repeat.
tsp. sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another
tup. Turn off the mixer.
on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose
with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift
2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares.
table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
the turner. Throw the bowl out the window. Check the whiskey again. Go to
bed. Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway??!!
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