The show was opened by Count Grog who welcomed the fans to his vision of incredibly strange wrestling and introduced his hand-picked (and visually challenged) commissioner Stevie Charles, citing that in GOUGE, justice would indeed be blind. Grog also brought out T-Dawg HG (Hard Gay) who was flanked by his martial artist bodyguard Blackie Chan and his "boy toy" Brandon. After a long (and obscene) diatribe from HG, Count Grog called out C.W. Anderson. Grog was adament that for his "Gimmicks Only" promotion C.W. compete as his Japanese HUSTLE alter-ego SAMU the snowman. Anderon vehemently refused to partake in any gimmick wrestling and when he put his hands on Grog, Brandon the boy toy shocking sprung into action and attacked Anderson leading to an impromptu opening contest. 1.) C.W. Anderson beat Brandon the Boy Toy w/ T-Dawg HG via tap out in a quick but brutal one-side match. 2.) Krazy K beat Ace Crusader by reverse decision. Crusader had been declared the winner after pinning Krazy K with a belly-to-back suplex, but blind commissioner Stevie Charles came out and said he distinctly heard Krazy K raise his shoulder first and insisted the decision be reversed by the official. 3.) Boogie Woogie Man Rob McBride beat Carrot Juice (claiming to be former comedian and long-distance pitchman Carrot Top on "the juice") by pinfall via the Wednesday Night Superstar 4.) Krazy Killer Klowns beat Seymour Snott & Yuk by pinfall after a version of the Vegomatic. The psychotic clowns were an instant sensation with the fans, who chanted "KKK" at the clowns of African-American descent throughout the contest. 5.) The Urban Legends (Luther Thesz & Cowboy Willie Watts) beat Scab & Dexter Poindexter to win the GOUGE tag titles. After Scab made the hot tag to dexter Poindexter, Count Grog came out and began talking to Scab at ringside, allowing Poindexter to fall victim to a double-team and be pinned after a crushing spear from Watts. After the bout, Grog and Scab attacked Dexter until Seymour Snott ran in to make the save. Snott then declared himself and Dexter the TRUE nWo: the nerd world order. GOUGE returns to King's Barcade in Raleigh on Wednesday night May 17, 2006 with: - North Carolina Champion Seymour Snott vs Scab Video clips from the debut event will be available online at http://www.youtube.com/user/gougewrestling -- the first clip already uploaded features the brutal C.W. Anderson vs. Brandon the Boy Toy beating in its entirety. For more information on future events check out www.gougewrestling.com
- GOUGE Tag-Team Champions the Urban Legends vs Krazy Killer Klowns
- Tennesse Ernie Nord vs Boogie Woogie Man
- C.W. Anderson vs Go Go the Gay Gorilla
- Brandon the Boy Toy vs Yuk
- Chilly Willy vs Carrot Juice
and much more!
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