1.) Go Go the Gay Gorilla def. Wallabee Joe w/ Felicia O via pinfall 2.) T-Dawg HG (Hard Gay) def. Stoney Hooker, a seventeen year old T-Dawg pulled out of the crowd because he found Hooker attractive, via pinfall with a power bomb/dry hump combination 3.) GOUGE North Carolina Champion Seymour Snott def. Scab w/ Sir Oliver Humpergrog (Count Grog as Sir Oliver Humperdink) & Mini Grog (a Cabbage Patch doll dressed up as Count Grog) via pinfall following an X-factor in a lumberjack match (where the other wrestlers from the card all dressed as lumberjacks with flannel shirts, overalls, wool hats, etc.) "Tennessee" Ernie Nord defeated Flipski from Pittsburgh in a Norweigan Ho Down dance off. 4.) Gluteus Maximus w/ Flipski def. Yuk via KC McKnight came to the ring without a gimmick to face Chief Jay Swampwater. When confronted by Sir Oliver Humpergrog & visually challenged GOUGE commissioner Stevie Charles, McKnight denounced the GOUGE "gimmicks only" concept and declared himself a professional wrestler looking to compete in professional matches with some dignity and not compete against gay gorillas or fake Indians. Grog & Charles offered McKnight a deal: win his match and be allowed to continue competing in GOUGE without a gimmick, but if McKnight lost, he would have to portray a different gimmick of Grog & Charles' choosing on every future GOUGE event. 5.) Chief Jay Swampwater def. KC McKnight via pinfall with an inside cradle. As a result of the lose, McKnight must now portray a different gimmick every month chosen by Count Grog & commissioner Stevie Charles. Grog gave McKnight a preview of his fate for next month and produced a midget from the crowd to be McKnight's partner next month. When McKnight shoved the midget to the ground, he responded with a low blow and DDT. 6.) GOUGE Tag-Team Champions the Urban Legends ("Cowboy" Willie Watts & Luther Thesz) def. Otto Schwanz & Muddface Trinidad when Trinidad was pinned by Watts following a spear. Officials: Mr. Jolly & Roger Kerr GOUGE returns to King's barcade in downtown Raleigh, NC on Wednesday night August 30th. The first GOUGE house show will be held on Saturday night August 5th at the Butner Sports Complex in Butner, NC.
pinfall. After the bout Maximus & Flipski attacked Yuk until Nord made the save.
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