Hi Gorgeous...haven't I seen you somewhere before?I wanna be in your film clip, but I'm residing in Calgary. Could you arrange air tickets for me? Actually a charter jet would be nice. Oh and a limo from the airport to this 'Zoo' that you speak of. If you were to give me some extra massages in between takes, I may also be able to give you a discount on my usual appearance fee. You will still need to pay GST on this though, because it is a Goods and Services Tax... and you know I'm Good.
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Andreas