Posted by "Pryme-Time" Deion Bonds on July 7, 2004, 5:03 pm

(Pardon The Interruption Welcome to Orlando. We are at DeLeon Park, the city’s newest and best public park. DeLeon is full of modern amenities, as well as several nature trails and outdoor activities and indoor facilities that will appeal to a wide variety of peoples. We are at the park today for the annual “Pryme-Time Picnic & Independence Day Jam. Every year, Bonds invites his friends & family down to enjoy a weekend of food, fun, & fellowship. Some of the celebrity guests in attendance include NFL players Ricky Williams & Warrick Dunn, radio DJ Angie Martinez, singer Aaron Carter (huh!), and champion boxer Roy Jones, Jr. The musical guests include Morris Day & The Time, and Sheila E. One of the oddest attendees (besides Aaron Carter) would have to be IWA reporter Mark Hemmingway. Bonds invited Hemmingway as a bit of a rib but he still wants the reporter to have a good time. We join the action already in progress ) * The sounds of D.J. Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince’s “Summertime” fill the park* ############# summer, summer, summertime time to sit back and unwind time to sit back and unwind summer, summer, summertime time to sit back and unwind time to sit back and unwind Here it is the groove slightly transformed just a bit of a break from the norm just a little somethin' to break the monotony of all that hardcore dance that has gotten to be a little bit out of control it's cool to dance but what about the groove that soothes that moves romance give me a soft subtle mix and if ain't broke then don't try to fix it (don’t try to fix it) and think of the summers of the past adjust the base and let the alpine blast pop in my CD and let me run a rhyme and put your car on cruise and lay back cause it's the summertime summer, summer, summertime time to sit back and unwind time to sit back and unwind summer, summer, summertime time to sit back and unwind ############# Deion Bonds: (Bonds walks towards Hemmingway with two ice-cold Red-Stripe beers in hand) Ay dog, ay. Marky-Mark. Glad you could come to my lil’ party. Mark Hemmingway: (takes one of the beers from Bonds) Well thanks for the invite, I wasn’t expecting it. Bonds: (sitting down) Well, it’s like this Hemmingway you may be a lil’ b###h-@$$, jock-ridin’, sorry excuse for a reporter. (chuckles) But you’re my favorite lil’ b###h-@$$, jock-ridin’, sorry excuse for a reporter. Hemmingway: Well, I guess there’s a compliment in there somewhere. (takes a long drink from his beer) Anyways, I’m feeling “irie”! (Hemmingway, who is wearing a Bob Marley shirt pronounces it “eerie”). Bonds: (grinning) Yeah, I’ve always said Mark Hemmingway is one “eerie” cat. Hemmingway: (already buzzing off of a few sips of beer) And don’t you forget it! Oh, before I forget, congratulations on your win at Shockwave last week over Heidi. (nervously)A lot of people, even me thought that you would loose. Bonds: Yeah, It’s all good son. It didn't matter what all the people were sayin', I knew I could beat Heidi in a straight-up match. Last week, it was my time to shine. And not only did I beat Heidi, I beat that trick head-up, in the middle of the damn ring. I’m one of a select few people who have ever beat her clean in a match. I didn't need Lorenzo, I didn't need any shortcuts...I just went out there like always and kicked @$$ for the cash, broke necks for the checks, and if Heidi wants to dance again, I've still got the reciept on that mollyhoppin' I gave her in Ireland. Hemmingway: That kind of leads us to your match this week against the Andrews Foundation and the comments Jeffy Andrews has made about you. Bonds: Damn man, do you ever stop being a reporter??? This really ain’t the time for an interview. (shakes his head while finishing his beer) But you know what Hemmingway? And mark this down, because I may never say it again Andrews may be right. I’m probably the slowest rising supastar in the history of this company but that’s not always a bad thang. But it does wear on me sometimes when I think about it. I’m tired of always being referred to as a former this or a former that former South-Atlantic Champ, a former Florida NightLife Champ, and a former Tropical-Sun Champeen. All that s#!t was cool, but I’ve stood toe-to-toe with some of the biggest names in this company. I’m a certifiable bad-@$$ brawler, and smooth shot-caller. But the fans and the company don’t know what to do with me. Some cats think I’m an up & comer, some people say I’m a has been, and some iggnant jabronies think I’m a neva was. (motions for his girlfriend Rosa to toss him & Hemmingway some more beers) You know, maybe I haven’t had the greatest “drive” lately, but I know a perfect time and place to get that drive back. I know the perfect time to show that hunger again. I know the perfect time to spark up that “Pryme-Time” fire again and that’s this week at “Shockwave”. (cracks open the top of his beer and guzzles it) And when me and my partners step into the ring, it’s going to be on like a steamin’ pot of Gramma Bonds’ neckbones. Long, Heidi, & Jeff are not going to go down easily but much like Toby at a pilot’s convention, they will go down! Hemmingway: (spits out his beer at Bonds’ last comment) Wow ok. So, uh, what do you think of your teammates, Taranis & Delicious. Bonds: Well, Mark, me & the boys are like an All-Star team. We haven’t wrestled together –or even against each other- a lot. But I promise you we will work together like a well-oiled machine. Adam--I still ain’t callin’ no other man “Delicious”--Is one tough competitor. And Mr uh, Tar hell, let’s just call him “Mr. T”. Mr. T and I have history. We put on one of the greatest matches in I-Dubya-A history, and There’s no other person I’d rather go to war with in that ring. Hemmingway: Really? Out of all the IWA superstars? Bonds: You damn straight Hemmingway. In fact, the only other cat I would want watchin’ my back is “The Ace”. (As if on cue, a visibly tipsy Lorenzo “The Ace” Gant stumbles onto the main stage and grabs the microphone) Gant: Now, I just wanna say to er-body, and all the peoples here that it’s time for the official ghetto picnic national anthem Bonds: (laughs as he shakes his head) Oh Lawd Gant: Yeah, mi hombres and mi mamacitas it’s time for the Electric Slide! (Gant stumbles over to the DJ booth and forces the DJ to play “The Electric Slide”). IT”S ELECTRIC!!! Bonds: (smiling) Hey Hemmingway, they’re playin’ your song! (Bonds pushes Hemmingway out into the middle of the dance area) (As Bonds enjoys the spectacle of squarer-than-square Mark Hemmingway dancing in the middle of a group of super-fine "soul sistas", he realizes that this current period of peace & contentment is only the calm before the storm. And as we all know...English weather can be a b***h!) *Fade To Black!*