Posted by Wildcard on July 7, 2004, 9:43 pm, in reply to "F.A.B"

[The camera fades back in to a dark stretch of road, there are a few trees and bushes but little else except a speeding link car with six wheels. John and Chance are sitting side by side asleep in the car. There are two other figures in the car one a woman dressed entirely in pink applying a powder to her face with the aid of a mirror and the second a chauffeur in the drivers seat. Chance starts to come round as John snored slowly.] Chance: What the who the? Where Woman: Hello Chance my name is Lady Penelope, from the London officer of the Thunderbirds. [She spoke with a strong posh English accent.] Chance: The Thunderbirds? Hey John wake up [Chance shakes John awake.] John: Did we win? Chance: John this is Lady Penelope from the London officer of Thunderbirds. John: Isn’t the Thunderbirds a very successful children’s programme involving puppets and a recent successful blockbuster film? Chance: and an Air display team. John: True. Lady P: Oh I assure you the Thunderbirds are real, and the only reason your not in jail now is because we need you. John: You here that the British Government needs Chance Runnels! Chance: I did, what can I do for you? Lady P: As you know the Thunderbirds are an international rescue organisation run by Jeff Tracy and his five sons Scot, Virgil, Alan, Gordon and John who pilot the Thunderbird crafts. John: We know we’ve seen the show. Lady P: Well the evil ‘Hood’ has kidnapped Virgil and Gordon who captail Thunderbirds two and four, in an attempt to uncover the secrets of the thunderbirds. John: The Hood? Chance: You know the evil guy with squinty eyes, grey costume unusually large bald head and to top it all off he has a pair of those large stereotypical evil eyebrows. John: Oh him. Lady P: Only now he’s gender confused and wears pink, not his colour mind you. It’s the colour of a proper lady like me. John: Asses to the wall gentlemen. Chance: God knows what he’s doing to those poor boys. Virgil Gordon my thoughts are with you. Lady P: So you see we need your help to save the two men and stop Hood’s plan to expose the secrets of Tracy island. Chance Why me? Lady P: Except for the incident with the Queen. [Chance glares at John who shrugs and shies away scratching his ear and whistling.] Lady: The other reason there is no better man for the job. Your handsome, rugged and one hell of a wrestler. Plus you’ll look good in the thunderbirds uniform, which really is what it’s all about. Chance: Cool. Lets go. But first what have you done with Amy? Lady P: She’s safe, she’s been taken back to a hotel in Manchester. Chance: Then what are we waiting for. Lady P: Parker? Parker: Yes malady. Lady P: To Tracy Island. Parker: Yes malady [The scene fades as the chauffeur Parker pushes a small red button and the rounds of engines roar.]