Posted by Wildcard on July 7, 2004, 9:46 pm, in reply to "Re: F.A.B"

[When the camera fades back we find ourselves in a large room on Tracy Island. John and Chance are sanding in the middle of it adjusting to their new clothes. John looks like a ice cream sales man and Chance, well, Chance looks like a good old fashioned hero. No shock there. The two men are wearing the complete thunderbird sky blue getup complete with goofy hat badge and yellow sash across the body.] Chance: Nice threads. John: I’ll say! Chance: This place is amazing, nice place for a holiday me thinks. John: sure is. [Suddenly a group of people enter the room through a large opening leading into a dining area.] Jeff Tracy: Hey Chance and who ever you are, I’d like to you to meet Scott, Alan, Brains and Tin Tin. John: I have a name. Jeff: Scott and Alan are two of my sons. Tin Tin is my residential equipment expert and Brains is my talented engineer. Chance: Great, Where’s Your other son? Jeff: Oh John, he’s up in thunderbird 5 at the moment in space. Chance: Of course. John: My names John too Jeff: Lets all sit down and talk about the situation shall we. Chance you want a drink? Chance: No thanks Mr Tracy. John: I’d like a drink hello? Chance: So what’s the situation. Jeff: Last we herd from the Hood he was dressing Virgil and Gordon in leather and bringing out the cricket bat. Seems that the Hood is into theat kinky dominatrix stuff. Chance: Bastard! Jeff: So we have to get to them as soon as possible. Chance: Where are they being held? Jeff: In an old abandoned building with thick concrete walls a solid iron cast roof and plenty of sec toys for hours of torture. If we don’t act soon my sons will become the Hood’s b###hes. Chance: What do you want me to do? John: And me, I want a job to do, I didn’t squeeze into these tight trousers for nothing. Jeff: Chance I want you and your overweight buddy here to take Thunderbirds 4 and 6. John: Overweight? Don’t push me Jeff! Chance: Thunderbird 6? Jeff: Everyone forgets about Thunderbird six. It’s the mining mole machine on tracks. Chance: Oh right. Jeff: Jeff have you ever piloted any of these vehicles before? Chance: Nope. Jeff: Ah sod it, it’s all special effects mirrors and smoke anyhow. John: That’s reassuring, so what’s the plan? Jeff: The plan is for you two to fly out there, dig under the building in thunderbird six. Meanwhile Scot and Alan will distract the Hood from outside with erotic dancing. Scot: What? Alan: Dad? Chance: Ok no problem. Jeff: Right fat boy you ride with Chance as I don’t trust you. John: Right that’s it. [John goes to take a swing at old man Jeff Tracy while Scot and Chance restrain him.] Chance: Breath John, don’t mind him. He’s diabetic. Jeff: Oh right? Jeff: Anyway boys F.A.B Scott: F.A.B father. Alan: F.A.B dad. Chance: F.A.B Jeff John: F.A.B? [Chance start’s humming the thunderbirds theme music while that cool scene starts to play where everybody gets taken to their respected vehicle. Scot and Alan disappear down the shoot into Thunderbirds 1 and 3. Meanwhile John and Chance who are sitting on the couch start to get lowered into the floor. The couch lowers down to a huge underground warehouse and the couch moves down a rail below the huge green thunderbird 2 aircraft. They then get lifted back up into the seats of the aircraft. The second pod is then lifted into the cargo hold of the aircraft which contains thunderbird 6.] Chance and John: oooooooooooooooooooooooooo [Chance takes control of the thunderbird 2 as the mountain face opens and the trees get folded down as he moves out onto the runway and goes through the cheesy take off procedures and really bad yet really good special effects. The aircraft lifts into the air and off into the distance]