Posted by Adam Delicious on July 9, 2004, 4:21 pm

We open up to the revamped IWA version of the Trashtalk Backdrop. Standing there, scowling, is Adam Delicious. He doesn't look like someone to spit verbal fire, but he's gonna try. His long blonde hair is pulled back in a ponytail and there's a pair of black Ray Ban sunglasses on his head. He shifts weight and begins history. Adam: You know, there's so much to discuss about this week. Too bad I could give two shits less about discussing ANYTHING. There's two partners I need to speak about, and I'll take them first. Adam cracks his neck, his expression remaining blank yet intense. Adam: Deion Bonds, we'll start with you. Dude, you can't pull yourself to call me "Delicious"? That's my ####ing name. Quit being so insecure about your damn sexuality and just say it. Come on Deion, say it with me. De-lic-ious. See? It isn't hard. Just use syllables. Listen, to hell with that. You and my other partner have thrown each other around like lawn darts damn near every time you step in the ring together. And I'm warning you now. If you so much as LOOK at Chris the wrong way, I'll knock those platinum teeth right out of your head and straight into the hands of a pawn shop. Don't cross me, this match means WAY too damn much. Adam pauses, letting the words take effect. Adam: Next is my partner, Taranis. Or Mr. Dude. Ah, to hell with that, it's Chris to me and always will be. Chris, you've had such a history of turning your back for what you want, it's beginning to rival that of Kai Scott's. You dump YOUR baby, YOUR stable on ME to beat the shit out of Jeffy Andrews, and then you do NOTHING to defend me and my integrity when it folds under my reign. I didn't ASK for that shit. I did what was RIGHT, for us, our stable, and our friends. Now, all of a sudden, I'm supposed to trust you? We're soooo tight, etc. etc. What the hell!? You know what, Chris? I trust ONE person in this match. Me. Adam Delicious. Delicious again shifts weight, and his face turns red with anger as he unfolds the next part of the segment. Adam: Now... we have my opponents. Jeffy Andrews, Ronnie Long, and Heidi. First off... Jeffy. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. When's the next time you're going to win a match by LEGITIMENT means? The last time you won the LBWF title, you couldn't do it without myself and Danny. Last match WE had, you couldn't win without bullshit politics. Dude, get your damn head out of your ass. You're a wrestler... before now, I didn't think you were a b###h. But last week solidified my belief of that. If you're so great, Jeff, how come you can't be a man about things? Isn't that supposed to be your monikor? "The Man"? Should be "The b###h". You can't handle losing... LIKE A MAN. You can't handle being wrong... LIKE A MAN. You can't even fight your own battles half the time LIKE A MAN. But don't worry. Once I put Long away this week, and your b###h is out of the question, Jeffery, we'll see JUST how much of a MAN you really are. Pause. Adam: Heidi. One of the only women in the world I used to care about like a sister. Damn near like family. What the hell happened to you? Is it that time of the month again? ####, the last time you turned your back on me and the fans, it lasted about as long as a woman's period. Is this just another phase? Queen Badass? Huh? You know, the Queen of the IWA title doesn't really suit you. More like the Helpless b###h of the IWA. You can't accomplish shit anymore... and when you do, you change your underwear and POOF! It's gone. Like the CAL title. Heidi, you have loads of potential, amongst other loads I'm sure, but you can't capitalize for more than a month at most before you falter. Follow my advice for Jeff. Get your head out of your ass. b###h! Adam smiles, knowing full well he probably just got under the skin of ALL the "Andrews Foundation" by calling Heidi a b###h and saying what he did. He doesn't care. Adam: Ronnie Long. Waste of time, waste of space, waste of sperm. Man, I remember watching you as a kid. You were Herman Munster, right? ... You weren't? Well shit, I didn't think there were TWO people that stupid on this planet. ... What? Herman Munster was acting? There IS someone as stupid as that on the earth? Adam pauses and stares into the camera, shocked. Adam: Shit... Lord save us all. Adam gives a cocky smirk as he walks off screen. That's all folks. See you on Shockwave.