Posted by "The Wildcard" Chance Runnels on July 9, 2004, 8:46 pm, in reply to "RP 3- Eye of the...Wildcard? part 2"

“The eye of the tiger” [We now revise all of the training and some of the improvements John’s made. [Firstly we see John chasing the pie again Chance isn’t paying much attention distracted by a busty blonde on her morning jog to notice that they’re starting to do downhill. John goes flat out and the wheel barrow runs straight through a cross roads and heavy traffic the scene changes just before Chance John and the wheel barrow get his by a bus full of nuns.] [Next we’re back to John lifting food, only now he’s doing some heavy lifting. Large slices of birthday cake. Two toddlers are crying either side of John as he eats their cake.] Chance: You didn’t? [The scene changes back to John doing press-ups only this time he is REALLY struggling he’s on the borderline of bursting a blood vessel.] Chance: Come on, just one mother ####### press-up! It’s easy enough your gut touches the ground just roll or something! “The eye of the tiger” [we’re back to John doing martial arts training he does another stance wrong and chances slaps him across the back with the large fish. Is that a pike? John snaps snatches the fish of Chance and proceeds to beat him with it, with the fury of the most furious man you’ve seen but with gusto!] John: How the bloody hell do you like it? Eh? No Chance that’s not how you beg for mercy! [Back to John skipping, John is jeering at Chance and showing off crossing over the rope and even double skipping, Chance sits arms crossed sulking. Chance finally goes berserk and jumps on John and ties him up with the skipping rope and shoves the handle in his mouth.] “The eye of the tiger” [John is doing some speed eating again only this time he flies through the plates and even eats all the washing!] Chance: Stop eating that, hey they’re my lucky boxers! I’ve never washed them! [John stops chewing, goes green in the face before passing out.] [John really doesn’t have enough rhythm he really can’t spin that hoop like a hula dancer. John gives up and tries to throw the hoop away but instead trips on it.] “The eye of the tiger” [John has now achieved hardened fists of fury as he chops his way through the vegetables with no problems. When he comes to the mango he just eats it. Chance shrugs] [Back in the gym, two of the gym instructors are trying to lift the weights from Johns throat as Chance still talks to Amy, ah young love!] [Back at the swimming pool] Chance: John? Come on John no one can old their breath through out an entire song. Didn’t I tell you too at least trim your body hair before getting in the water! [As the some finishes we see John running up the steps one last time, he gets to the top does a cartwheel and throws a few punches through at the air. He gets a little out the hand and punches the cameraman. All you see is yourself falling down the steps through the lens of the camera before it smashes on the ground.] Chance: John you ass! Where’s my oversized fish! ~UNFORTUNATLY WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, THAT AND CHANCE RUNNELS IS PUMMELING JOHN WITH AN ENORMOUS FISH, STAY ON THIS CHANNEL AND A PICTURE WILL RETURN SHORTLEY. THAT IS IF CHANCE’S ARMS TIRE ANYTIME SOON~ ~ACTUALLY SOD THAT WE’RE BORED AND GOING HOME~ [Until next time viewers- we can only guess what crazy adventure “The Wildcard” Chance Runnels and his team of misfits get involved next, meanwhile Chance has to train his ass off for putting his manager and best friend through that vigorous training session, good night.Oh one more thing this was a shitty tribute to Rocky wasn't it?]