Posted by IWA Staff on 5/3/2004, 2:44 am, in reply to "Shockwave 04/19/04: Missing Seg #1" Conarri: I guess this answers your question, but why's Freddy Phoenix coming down to the ring? [Phoenix comes walking out just as the lyrics of the song kick in. He's clad simply in a sleeveless black shirt and a pair of loose blue jeans.] # I wish I would've met you # [There's a huge mixed reaction for the number one contender. He pauses for a moment at the top of the entryway, raising his right arm up in the air.] Conarri: Not the reaction that Freddy Phoenix usually gets, some of these people seem to love him. Styles: Yeah, like those guys. [Styles is most likely talking about the group of men in the front row, all of whom are wearing Freddy Phoenix t-shirts. Phoenix points to them in passing, as they repeatedly bow in his direction.] # They think that your early ending # [Freddy rolls into the ring. He makes his way over to the opposite side of the ring, before signaling for a microphone.] # That's why I say hey man, nice shot # [Freddy catches the mic that he's tossed, as he signals for his music to be cut.] Conarri: The man has something to say. [Phoenix smiles, looking around the arena. He waits a few moments for the crowd to die down, before beginning to speak.] Phoenix: I'm sure most of you already know this but for those of you that don't, you're looking at the new number one contender to the World Title. [Once more a mixed roar goes up from the crowd.] Phoenix: I've spent the last ten years of my life in this ring. A decade's worth of blood, sweat, and tears... it's all been leading me up to this. [There's nothing mixed about the fans reaction to this last statement, it seems as though everyone in the building is cheering him now.] Conarri: The fans are showing their respect for Freddy Phoenix. Styles: For some reason I'm starting not to like this guy. [There's a smile a mile wide etched on Phoenix's face, as he waits for the crowd to get quiet.] Phoenix: Stan Grubb was the first person to taste ten years worth of fury, but he won't be the last. Nobody is going to stand between me and the CAL World Title. [Yet again the crowd cheers.] Styles: Yup, I'm definitely starting not to like this guy. Conarri: I guess for the good of humanity, Freddy should randomly beat the crap out of an audience member. Then maybe he would win back your approval, and we'd all avoid the apocalypse. Styles: That would be cool! Conarri: Sarcasm is lost on you. [Freddy is soaking up the reaction of this crowd, he appears to be enjoying this.] Phoenix: Tonight is my night, I'm going to give Llewelyn a wrestling lesson that he'll never forget. RRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Conarri: I can't believe how these people are responding to Freddy. Styles: I can't believe that he pronounced the champ's name right! Phoenix: I've waited far too long for my opportunity. All the missed chances have only fueled my rage. Every person who's ever doubted me, all they've done is fan the flames. Freddy Phoenix has been shut out in the cold for far to long, and now the time has come to unleash my anger. I don't care who's standing across this ring as World Champion, because they will taste the fury of the... # We put this festival on for all you bastards # BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! [Freddy's cut off, as he suddenly turns his attention towards the entryway.] # We worked for one year for you pigs # Styles: YAY! SeX is coming! Conarri: I loathe you. # Well you go to HELL! # [At the top of the entrance ramp, three familiar figures stand. Crosslatch and Gemma Lockhart to the sides, both armed with chairs. And between them, a kendo stick over his shoulder and that damned crooked smirk on his face, Kai Scott.] BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Conarri: Llewelyn and General Williams arent out here, but apparently Llew has sent the troops out. Well have to see what happens here. [As Crosslatch and Gemma move to flank the ring, Kai rolls in under the bottom rope. He catches a microphone in his left hand and turns to address Freddy as the sound cuts.] Scott: OK, thats enough of that Freddy. [The LBWF fans are booing the hell out of Kai Scott. Freddy is watching Kai with folded arms.] Scott: This is insane, you know? Freddy, you show up out of the blue back at Evo II after having been missing for a year and a damn half. A few wins later and youre getting a CAL World Title shot. Seriously
what the hell? You didnt earn it. You havent proved yourself. All you did was beat Mark Daniels, lose a 8 person tag, and beat some BWWa midcarder trying to make a name for himself. [Scott pauses to let the fans react.] Scott: Oh yeah, and lets not forget Danny Argus. Who was brought to the fed by Zaibatsu
on second thought, yeah, lets forget Danny. [This gets some laughter mixed in with the boos.] Scott: So anyway, I hate to rain on the bullshit parade here
but Freddy? Quite frankly, youre burned out, and a waste of everybodys time. You have earned nothing. You have won nothing. And lets be honest. You ARE nothing. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! [Freddy, though, doesnt lose his cool.] Phoenix: You know, Kai. You can keep saying that. But it doesnt change the fact that Llewelyn obviously considers me enough of a threat, that he sent YOU to do his dirty work because hes afraid to face me. RRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Phoenix: And you. Former IWA Heavyweight Champion yourself. Reduced to doing a rookies dirty work for him. What else do you do for Llew in your spare time, Kai? Polish his shoes? Wash his laundry? RRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! [Scott storms around the ring and kicks the ropes, swearing off microphone.] Phoenix: Ill give you this, Kai. Back in 2002, back in my heyday, you were the ONLY person to beat me. Even if you did have Neos help doing it. And looking at it that way
how can you say Im a burnout? Look at yourself, man! RRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Phoenix: Taking orders off a new guy. Attacking Heidi after a match, and still being too scared to do it without a weapon. You, Kai, are the burnout! RRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! [Scott takes the microphone. Hes so pissed, his face is twitching.] Scott: Burnout, huh? Scared of Heidi, huh? Lackey, huh? [Freddy nods, a cool smile on his face.] Scott: You know what? #### that. Crosslatch, Gemma, kick his ass! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! [Crosslatch and Gemma slide into the ring on opposite sides. Freddy is surrounded on 3 sides. He drops the microphone and motions for them to bring it on!] Conarri: And weve got a brawl in the ring! Styles: Poor Freddy. If only hed attacked that fan like I recommended, this wouldnt be happening to him. [Crosslatch charges, gets dropped by a punch. Gemma does the same, and takes a punch of her own. Rolling to his feet, Crosslatch tries a clothesline. Freddy ducks. As Crosslatch turns around, Freddy boots him, and sets up the Firebird Spike!] [And thats when Kai swings the kendo stick, connecting across Freddys back.] THWAAAAAAAAACK! [Freddy drops Crosslatch and stumbles. Kai swings the kendo stick again, smashing it into Freddys back.] THWAAAAAAAAACK! [Freddy stumbles into a 3 on 1 stomping by the SeX members.] Conarri: SeX, acting on Llewelyn Yr Penaigs orders, have attacked Freddy in the ring
we need some security out here. Styles: Like anyones going to mess with King Kai Scott and those other two? Ha! OM MANI PADME HUM
RAAAAAAAAAHHHHBOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! [With a chair in his hands, Neo-Nichiren charges the ring. Kai, the first to see him
grabs Crosslatch and pushes him towards Neo! Neo swings the chair, connecting with Crosslatchs shoulder and sending him sprawling!] RRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! [Neo takes another swing. This one is aimed at Kai, but it narrowly misses as Kai rolls backwards over the top rope and lands at ringside. On the far side of the ring, Gemma has already vacated. Neo drops the chair and turns to Freddy Phoenix, whos getting up, not too much the worse for wear.] Styles: What the hell just happened? Conarri: Freddy Phoenix tore into SeX. They attacked. And Neo made the save. Styles: That makes no sense! Why the hell
? [Outside the ring, Gemma helps Crosslatch up and the two of them follow Kai up the ramp. In the ring, Neo helps Freddy to his feet. The two men meet eyes.] [And then Neo extends his hand.] [And Freddy accepts.] [And the fans make a noise that sounds something like this.] RRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Conarri: Show of respect here
[And thats when Neo, holding Freddys arm, pulls him forward and DDTs him onto that chair.] Styles: DUDE! AWESOME! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! [Neo, looking at the motionless Freddy, produces a T-shirt from somewhere. And he drapes it over Freddys head.] Conarri: Fans, weve got a commercial break, and then our next match
in the mean time well try and make some sense of all this. Well be back!
[The fans are all buzzing in the darkness. The silence is suddenly broken by the familiar screech of The Phoenix! The opening chords of Filter's "Hey Man, Nice Shot" fill the arena.]
# Now it's a little late #
# What you could've taught me #
# I could've saved some face #
# Was all wrong #
# For the most part they're right #
# But look how they all got strong #
# What a good shot man #
# With a lot of love! #
# And you wanna break our walls down #
# You wanna ####ing try it? #
RRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
RRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
RRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
RRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
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