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Posted by Old Wise One on February 1, 2006, 7:01 pm
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For those of you who just thought

you knew everything,

here's a refresher course...

****
The liquid inside young coconuts

can be used as a substitute for

blood plasma.

***
No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times.

***
Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes.

***
You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.

***
Oak! trees do not produce acorns

until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

***
The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.

***
The king of hearts is the only king

without a mustache.

***
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987

by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.

***
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)

***
Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

***
Most dust particles in your house are made from

dead skin.
***

The first owner of the Marlboro Company

died of lung cancer.

So did the first "MarlboroMan."

***
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

***
Pearls melt in vinegar.

***
The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

***

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but not downstairs.

***
A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.

***
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush

be kept at least six (6) feet away from

a toilet to avoid airborne particles

resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush

in the living room now!)

***

Richard Millhouse Nixon

was the first U.S. president

whose name contains all the letters

from the word "criminal."

The second ?
William Jefferson Clinton
(Please! don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)
! And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that;

don't YOU?)
Now you know everything

there is to know.
Of importance, that is !!!

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--Previous Message-- : For those of you who just thought : : you knew everything, : : here's a refresher course... : : : **** : : The liquid inside young coconuts : : can be used as a substitute for : : blood plasma. : : *** : No piece of paper can be folded in half : : more than seven (7) times. : : *** : Donkeys kill more people annually : : than plane crashes. : : *** : You burn more calories sleeping : : than you do watching television. : : *** : : Oak! trees do not produce acorns : : until they are fifty (50) years of age or : older. : : *** : The first product to have a bar code : : was Wrigley's gum. : : *** : : The king of hearts is the only king : : without a mustache. : : *** : : American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 : : by eliminating one (1) olive : : from each salad served in first-class. : : *** : Venus is the only planet that rotates : clockwise. : (Since Venus is normally associated with : women, what does this tell you!) : : *** : Apples, not caffeine, : : are more efficient at waking you up in the : morning. : : *** : Most dust particles in your house are made : from : : dead skin. : *** : : The first owner of the Marlboro Company : : died of lung cancer. : : So did the first "MarlboroMan." : : *** : Walt Disney was afraid of mice. : : *** : : Pearls melt in vinegar. : : *** : : The three most valuable brand names on : earth: : : Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that : order. : : *** : : It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... : : but not downstairs. : : *** : : A duck's quack doesn't echo, : : and no one knows why. : : *** : : Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush : : be kept at least six (6) feet away from : : a toilet to avoid airborne particles : : resulting from the flush. : : (I keep my toothbrush : : in the living room now!) : : *** : : Richard Millhouse Nixon : : was the first U.S. president : : whose name contains all the letters : : from the word "criminal." : : The second ? : : William Jefferson Clinton : (Please! don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!) : : ! And the best for last..... : : Turtles can breathe through their butts. : : (I know some people like that; : : don't YOU?) : : Now you know everything : : there is to know. : : Of importance, that is !!! :

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