Posted by Doctor Michael PinkAss on 11/7/2009, 11:23 am
I'm accustomed to analyzing people's problems and prescribing a cure for everything from a hangnail to hepatitis right there on the radio, every weekend. My magic pills will cure anything and everything. However, I must admit, this one had me buffaloed; I have NEVER seen anything like this before.
There is a person (loosely defined) who goes by the name "rman". It is well known that rman's head is totally full of shit. And by some strange means, that shit flows from rman's brain(?), down through his fingers and into his keyboard. The worst part of this malady is that the shit, once injected into rman's keyboard, flows to two websites and makes OTHER PEOPLE VERY, VERY SICK!!!
One of these websites belongs rman and nobody ever goes there, so that's not much of a problem. The real problem is with a public website, something that rman also contaminates regularly.
There is no cure for the sickness rman insists on exposing others to. The only way to protect yourself from the rman disease is to to be careful to NEVER open an rman post. And, if you get started into a post and discover that it's a covert rman post looking to infect an unsuspecting victim, EXIT IMMEDIATELY before severe retching and puking begins.
rman posts can always be recognized by their vapid nature and total lack of logic. Sometimes, even via a computer terminal, you'll notice that rman's posts stink to high heaven. So if you find yourself a little ways into an interminably long post and you say to yourself, "What the fukk is this moron trying to say and why the hell does he think I care?" you're in an rman post. EXIT IMMEDIATELY, to preserve your own sanity.
I thought my magic pills would cure anything, but not rman disease. This one, you'll have to protect yourself by NEVER opening an rman post!!!
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