Posted by Long, Long Ago 1. Look at past elections, find out the number of votes the winners garnered 2. Count up enough family and friends to equal the number of votes (Plus One) you found in step 1. 3. Campaign with glowing rhetoric about how much you love the town/county (choose all that apply): (a.) where you grew up, 4. Talk about “the children because they are the hope of the future.” 5. Don’t say, do, or even suggest anything specific. 6. See steps 1. and 2.
on 1/16/2006, 11:35 pm, in reply to "Best show in town....and it's free!"
Why don't you run for a council seat? Here's how to win a local election:
(b.) where your granddaddy lived and died,
(c.) where you moved to and now wish you had lived all your life,
(d.) because of the tremendous future and potential of the area,
(e.) that has such a wonderful heritage which you personally will seek to preserve with your last and dying breath.
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