Hi. I am the one and true captain of your pants. One prerson I have been lucky enough to meet is Mr. Jim Dandy. A while back, I made out with him at the Mardi Gras. I sat him on my lap and stuck my tongue down his throat. He thought I was a woman, but I am not. Jim, that is why I had you sit on MY lap! HAHA!!! Fooled you!!!! Good thing I shaved that day or you would've gotten thigh burns from afterwards when you took me home and violated my oral cavity! Have a good one, sir!
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