Posted by ForeignField on November 7, 2009, 1:24 pm
76.68.36.241
in the corner of some foreign field, 2010
[Geldof speaking]
… ladies and gentlemen… we’re going to have a great show for you. The band is backstage and we’ll be ready to go in just a few minutes. Before the show begins, the house management would like to make a few requests. First, please no fireworks. Also, please no flash pictures. And any unauthorized audio or video equipment found being used may be confiscated. So please save yourself a lot of hassle.
Well, I think the band is about ready to go now. No, no, not quite yet. One thing I would like to point out, please no spitting! You are requested to sit on your seat for the duration of the show and if you feel the need to shake your ass to some tune, please leave and go see another ####ing type of show!
On your way out you are encouraged to stop by the lobby and purchase the official tour t-shirts and souvenirs. After all this is for a good cause...
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