Posted by Jens :O) on May 14, 2011, 10:05 am, in reply to "Bloody ha HA! Funny that! -nt-"
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--Previous Message-- : : : --Previous Message-- : It has just been announced that Bob Geldoff : will appear onstage at some of the larger : stadium shows during the Roger Waters The : Wall tour. Geldoff, who will be dragged : partly naked onstage in the preamble to the : beginning of the concert by two fascist : security guards, and displayed to the : audience whilst the track from Sparticus is : played as the house lights dim . He will, : faithful to the movie, have his head and : eyebrows fully shaved, and as he hangs : limply in the spotlight, will then be : dropped onstage, to lay prone as the show : begins. : Geldoff says, " I needed the cash, as : my girl has to have a brain transplant" : This news comes as his daughter Peaches, : whos UK tv show which some say : "plumbed the depths" was : considered for another series. : Her father was forced to go public and said, : " She`s embarrassing the shoite outta : me , oil need to intervene ! " : Although intensively touring with The Wall, : Roger Waters heard of this dilemma, and : contacted his old friend with a solution. : According to sources close to Polly Samson, : Roger came up with the plan, that allowed : all funding for Peaches to have a new brain : as long as Bob toured in full : "Pink" guise during the stadium : shows. : Some details are still being worked on such : as, when Roger kicks the dummy : "Pink" during "In The : Flesh", he has now been taking : intensive coaching by Steven Gerrard, : Liverpool and England football midfielder, : in the art of kicking. Liverpool manager, : Kenny Dalgliesh, apparantly had offered his : services, but Waters totally freaked out at : the thought of being taught again by a : Scotsman ! : "Oi aint wearing no body armour for dis : gig " Geldoff says ,as Waters takes a : run up and lays the boot in once again : during another training session ! : The tour, and the training continue. : For updates, : www.gordyluvsya.co.uk.com.kisses. : : :

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