Posted by Ozzie Geoff on 30/5/2006, 5:05:23

Gee whiz, Al, Findlay McSporran will be upset that he missed out on the Treasurer portfolio. A canny Scot would have been ideal; I have a feeling your appointment may have his fingers in the cookie jar. Also, Sam with his perchant for goats may bring a whiff of scandal to the coalition. I hope he's not the guy lurking about in the rocks with binoculars around his neck spying on comely, nubile goats.. Seeing I have been stripped of Foreign & Ethnic Affairs & given a co-part in Cryptology, does that mean I have to tear around Symi dragging Sheila by the hand looking for hidden clues? Jeez, the hatchet would certainly be buried, wouldn't it?... Err, do I have to, errr..kiss her? Mr. President, you have missed one important portfolio...Minister of Culture. I have just the person. Have you by chance met that delightful oriental lady, Miss April? She lives a reclusive life on Symi after being exiled from Shanghai. She is a genteel soul, at times you see her in early evening strolling around the harbour dressed in her cheong-sam shaded by her colourful parasol. Check her credentials, Al...