Posted by Al on 30/5/2006, 16:12:05, in reply to "The Cabinet"

Right then, I think the ASS is about complete and the list, in no particular order, is:- Lakis the dog - Flea Minister Little Aussie Mike - Minister for Aussie/Greek Relations Mickey - Minister Of Magic "Harbour Master" - Chief of Style Police with special responsibility for sartorial elegance in the harbour area Sam - Minister For Goats Yiannis (not sure which!) - Grill Meister Anthony - Attorney General and Minister for Education Wee Jimmy - Director of New Works and Planning Benedetti - Minister for Booze Glen - Minister with Temporarily Mislaid Portfolio Dave - Under Minister for Booze (under Benedetti) with Special Interest in Taverna Standards Gail - Chief Inspector of Sunbeds and Controller of Oilslicks Neil - Keeper of the Cabinet Cocktail Cabinet and Ambassador to Halki Sunshine - Treasurer Oor Willie - Minister for Sport Will - Junior Minister in Department for Animal Welfare (High-Horse) with occasional secondment as Tourism Prevention Officer Mrs Mc.S - Pussy Minister Miss April and Kon - Culture Braveheart - Minister for Massage Sweet Sue - Recumbent Minister for Trade and Sock Development Ozzy Geoff - Home Secretary with special responsibility for Immigration and Ethnic Affairs. Also Special Grumpy Assistant to the Chief Cryptologist Sheila - Head of the Diplomatic Service and Cryptologist-In-Chief (non-snogging) Kojak (appointed in absentia) - Mayor, Director of Entertainment and Administration Spin Doctor Have I missed anyone?