Once upon this morning a balding lemon king went for a snapper hoarding wearing a black and blue wet suit and a white pair of boots He did everything in his power to stop that lemon making his trip sour He fished a whole pilly , he thought that wouldn't be silly But that naughty lemon took that pilly...which kicked the king in the willy Now the good king will get some flack from the goody goody lemon pack... Kane did weigh...the scales did say...12.3kg lemon today