Posted by THE REV the rev
on 12/4/2001, 12:43 am
I did get in a scrap with the crocodile hunter, or as they call him in England the aussie idiot. I kicked his ass though not without a bit of a struggle, he's a feisty little bugger. He tried his famous sneak up on them right in front of their face trick, and I shot a double. Ass I lifted him up, his pet dog jumped on my back. It was with much difficulty I flung him off, but as I did I lost my grip on Steve. He sensing my superiority on the ground jumped into the swamp, now I was on his turf. As I reluctantly followed him, I came up with a brilliant plan, I began to retreat towards the croc nest. Then quickly left the water and ran for the fence, the female croc being such a great mum, defended her nest by removing one of Steve's legs. WIth only one leg, I didn't have much trouble passing his guard. I then tried to suffocate him by filling his mouth with everything I could find near by. Unfortunately dispite the lawn mower wheel, the garden rake and two pythons his large mouth continued to work. I then applied a croc hunter face leap and when he went into a death roll I sunk the rear naked and steve went nighty night. By krikey what a fight.
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