So I simmed Antonio Inoki versus Andre the Giant. Andre was an unstoppable juggernaut in Fire Pro Wrestling D. Nobody even came close to beating him. But no, Inoki won there too. I think the secret is throwing Andre into the ropes because he gets winded quickly. And Inoki did that a few times which resulted in Andre gasping for breath for much of the match.
I know that Inoki is like the Hulk Hogan of Japan and I think he uses the most stats points in the game but it still seems odd that he can beat Andre and the legend Lou Thesz.
So yeah, my lady friend came over. We got some pizza. I ate too much and then I just wasn't feeling up for anything. I tried to lick her pussy but my sofa is full of crumbs and she was sitting on it and the crumbs got on her and that made me feel unwell.
Also, she got annoyed with me when I said "what?" when I didn't hear something she said. She didn't say anything at the time but I could tell from her tone that she wasn't happy with that.
So later on, we're in bed and I'm talking about how this Scottish guy isn't very polite but I think it's just a cultural thing. She asks if it's normal in the US to say "what?" when you don't hear something. I say that it is. She goes on about how they say, "excuse me" or "pardon" in the UK and only say "what" if they're angry with you. So I say, yes this is an example of a cultural thing then but that I do try to say "I'm sorry?" or whatever because I know English people are sensitive.
I then ask if she's seen the Seinfeld episode where Elaine has an English boyfriend who chastises her for saying "what?". She says that she never really watched the show. So I find the episode ("The Soup") show her the relevant section and she finds it amusing.
We don't do anything because I'm just feeling a bit ill and my legs hurt and I'm tired. But this might be the last time I see her so in the morning I ask if she wants to get on top and she agrees. Have sex for maybe ten minutes and then I ask her to stop. Just not feeling well.
So back to Fire Pro. I simmed a match between Ultimo Dragon and Dragon Kid. In Fire Pro Wrestling Returns, Ultimo Dragon's main costume is that of The Tiger II. I guess he wrestled using this gimmick for a while. It looks like a Tiger Mask thing. Possibly a rip off. Dragon Kid was like Ultimo Dragon's protege. Anyway, Ultimo Dragon won which is the right result.
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