So Tinder. I think this 19 year old deleted her profile. She's still on my list but her entire profile including age and distance (neither of which can be erased by the user) aren't there. Just her name. And you send her a message and it takes a long time to send. So yeah, I'm thinking that she's deleted her account and it's taking some time to completely delete.
That's unfortunate. Things were moving with her. Maybe it's some kind of bug that will get sorted out. I don't know. Never saw something like this before.
Also matched with a fat 25 year old Polish woman. Won't be messaging her.
And an odd 23 year old. May very well be a bot. But assuming she's real, I can't work out the race. Has an unusual name but from my Google searches, the only people with this name are black. But she looks Middle Eastern or something.
Thick eyebrows, which, whatever I have thick eyebrows too. But she's clearly self-conscious about it because she crops the picture right above her eyes in three out of the four pictures. Only in the fourth picture do you see an eyebrow.
But it's so easily solved. Invest in some tweezers. It's not a big deal.
Anyway, pretty big tits.
Going to Falkirk tomorrow. What an ordeal. It took me 90 minutes to try to figure out a route. Google Maps suggests different routes than Scotrail's website. And my previous instructions (I must have gone there before) suggest that there's a train that goes from Glasgow Queen Street right to whatever the Falkirk station is. But...neither Google Maps nor Scotrail list this train. Maybe they discontinued the service. So now it's a giant pain to get there.
Lady friend coming on Friday, though. She's made some sexual-themed comments of late. I was going to get a bed but since I don't know if I'm going to stay in Glasgow much longer I didn't bother. So it's just the futon. Not an ideal piece of furniture for intercourse.
Maybe I can watch her take a shower. That's kind of hot. Taking a shower together might be Ladies' Home Journal's idea of adding spice to one's relationship but I find merit in the idea of merely watching. There's the power imbalance. You're sitting there on the toilet fully dressed and your lady friend is naked in the shower. That could work. She likes this sort of submissive stuff.
It also lends itself to assisting, for example, in the washing of the back which obviously would lead to washing of the buttocks. Don't have to get in there but as much as you're both comfortable with.
And then maybe turn things around a bit by licking the pussy as she exits the shower. I mean, just because she likes being submissive doesn't mean she doesn't also enjoy getting her biscuit munched.
Anything else? You know...intercourse...it's possible that I'm not doing it right but it doesn't really appeal. It's taxing. The abdominals hurt. The arms hurt. You start feeling like you have to take an urgent dump.
Oh, that reminds me. Almost dropped a load in my pants today. I had a strong urge to poop from about lunchtime to when I got home at 5.00. And that short walk from the train station to my home was a real battle against my own bowels. Because you're thinking, "Whew! The worst of it is over. I can almost poop now" but at the same time, you can't actually poop now.
So man, I finally get home, fling the door open, almost didn't even have time to lock the door behind me, run to the toilet, coat off, suit jacket off, and just barely made it to the toilet on time.
You expect diarrhea. But no. This was a solid load. It was just quite a bit. No blood or anything either. I mean, it was a big load but otherwise it was normal, fairly clean, whatever.
Back to intercourse. There was something I was going to add. Stuff I don't like. Oh yeah, it just doesn't really feel like anything. Penis-wise. It's no knock on my lady friend. I assume she's normal down there. But it just doesn't really feel like much of anything. That's why, were it not for my muscular limitations, I'm able to go as long as the ladies need. If they're happy with cowgirl, we can go all night. I could even get some sleep in.
It's really cold in here but it's warm outside. I don't know how this is possible. Maybe I'm sick. The urgent poop. Yeah, these could be symptoms.
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