If I go back further, I vaguelly remember a recent dump where I wasn't entirely happy with the wiping results.
So that's part of it but I think there's a bigger problem. The dump that I had...I wasn't happy with the wiping because it seemed fairly clean with a normal wipe but I was able to get a more invasive wipe which was less clean. I got the feeling that the anus was more...what's the word...I don't know...open than usual.
And then on Friday evening, I was having really sickly smelling flatulence that lingered for a good five minutes easy. So yeah, that's all part of this too, I think.
Then on Saturday night into Sunday morning, I woke up a couple of times with a really itchy anus. It was like I was going to have to go to the hospital. I thought I was going to die. I think that the dream state played a part in this because it probably wasn't actually that bad.
So yeah, then this morning, I was feeling an urge to take a crap if nothing else to find out why there was this itching. I expected a diarrhea dump after all of this but no, just a respectable load in both consistency and volume. And it was exceptionally clean.
So I don't know. Itchy anus at night suggest worms. They're active in the evenings/early mornings. I dare not Google any of this.
I don't think that's it anyway. I've never had this itching before but I have had this faeces smelling thing before and that can be embarassing. I've only been getting this...I can think of one other time for sure but quite possibly more than that. Only since coming to Scotland, I think.
I don't know what it is. I swear that other people can smell it but nobody says anything. I guess it's a difficult thing to discuss. "You smell like shit."
It might all be related to that anal fissure.
Do I have more anal problems than most people or do they just not discuss it so openly?
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