But it's more than that. Also matched with Samina. She's a chubby Middle Eastern or South Asian 24 year old. I also matched with her the last time I was using Tinder. Never messaged her, though.
And here's 25 year old white Caitlin from Edinburgh. Works some kind of admin job, I guess, in a law firm.
Michelle is undoubtedly fake. No profile and model-quality photos.
But the biggest indicator that this shit is working is the 24 year old Muslim I "super liked" who actually messaged me first. Something about Dubai. The app erased the message before I could see it fully. Or maybe she did. Oh wait. I rebooted. Here it is. Yeah, she asks if I go to Dubai for work.
I mean, that's conclusive proof that the profile is working. The pictures are the same. It's the reference to going to Dubai which brings the ladies.
Gold-diggers, yes. But there's no gold to dig. I don't even go to Dubai. So what do I care?
Although, it raises an interesting issue. Maybe they just think it's cool to have a job where you can travel to Dubai on a regular basis. I mean, I guess it is. If you're working at Subway, you're not going to Dubai. Office administrators aren't going to Dubai.
And it's only untrue in the practical sense. Theoretically, I do have a job where I go to Dubai regularly. Let me pull up some emails for you.
You want to go to Dubai from 21 to 24 September?
And I have six others in the same vein, as recently as last November. I got four in the space of two weeks. And those were just for assistant jobs. I told them a few days that I'd be willing to do the main work. So I should be getting more job offers.
But even if I don't get any work, if I want to fool these Tinder matches, I can just set my GPS to Dubai and it will show me as being thousands of miles away. "Hey, I'm in Dubai. It's awesome. Let's get some coffee when I get back." Then turn the spoof GPS app off. It's genius.
Anyway, I won't meet any of these people but I always like these sort of profiles that this Muslim girl has. Says that she's seeking a "cinema buddy". It's a very basic, innocent request. I've seen profiles that say that they're just looking for somebody to talk to and hang out with. Stuff like this. I can identify. These are just lonely people looking for friends. It's not about sucking penises and big titties and whatever. Not that I would turn that down but yeah, just somebody to hang out with, that would be kind of cool.
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